...is major Goldsmith, what’s yours?” I told him and we went on playing. On the next tee he suddenly arose from fixing his ball and jumped at the caddy with “I say, is your name Ar-rchie?” The caddy looked bewildered and denied that appellation.
“What! Henry?” and again the major Caddy: “No”
Major- “Well what is it?”
The caddy stuttered William something at which the major began "Well William what do you do up here? Are you a fisherman?”
“Yes sir,” replied the caddy in a rather surprised tone.
“Ever been to England?”
“No sir.”
“What? Not as far as Edinburgh?”
“No sir.”...